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Mexican Cuisine

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VISIT US | 13388 Northwest Fwy Houston TX 77040

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DRINKS SPECIALS

HAPPY HOUR MENU
Mon–Fri, 3–6 PM

Beer: Regular $3.99, Michelada $6.99
Flavored Margaritas: Regular $7.99, Monster $11.99
House Lime Margarita: Regular $5.99, Monster $9.99
Wells (Vodka, Rum, Whisky): $5.99
Cocktails: Crown & Coke, Jack & Coke, Bourbon & Coke, Cuba Libre $7.00; Goodbye HCL Chingada, Long Island Ice Tea $8.00
LUNCH MARGARITA
House Lime Rita $6.99

OPEN AT 7 AM
Order breakfast tacos (by dozen): 281-888-7808

LUNCH SPECIAL $9.99
Mon–Fri, 11 AM–3 PM

Mon: Verdolagas con lomo de cerdo en salsa verde
Tue: 2 pastor tacos with charros or fries
Wed: Chileajo de puerco with rice and beans
Thu: 5 taquitos DF with pastor and charros
Fri: Chilaquiles verdes with eggs and beans.

BREAKFAST 7 am - 11 am Huevos a la Mexicana $9.99 - Eggs, onions, tomatoes, jalapeños, beans, potatoes. Huevos con Jamón $10.99 - Eggs, ham, beans, potatoes. Huevos Divorciados $10.99 - Eggs, two salsas, beans, potatoes. Huevos con Nopales $10.99 - Eggs, cactus, beans, potatoes. Huevos al Gusto $12.99 - Eggs, bacon/sausage, beans, tortillas, pancakes. Huevos Rancheros $12.99 - Eggs, ranchera salsa, bacon, beans, potatoes. Breakfast Taco $3.99 - Eggs, protein/veggie, tortillas. Chicken & Waffles $13.99 3 Pancakes $8.99 - With strawberries. Fruit Salad $9.99 - Fruit, yogurt, granola. Fajita Ranchera $17.99 - Beef, eggs, salsa, beans, potatoes. Chuleta Ranchera $16.99 - Pork, eggs, salsa, beans, potatoes. Chicken Omelette $14.99 - Chicken, peppers, cheese (+$2.99 beef). Veggie Omelette $13.99 - Spinach, mushrooms, peppers, beans. Omelette $12.99 - Protein, cheese, beans, potatoes. Migas Plate $13.99 - Eggs, tortilla chips, pico, cheese, beans. Pozole $14.99 Menudo $14.99

ENTRADAS Sopesitos $13.99 Tinga, picadillo & cheese, sour cream, queso fresco. Guacamole La Chingada MARKET PRICE With serrano pepper, queso fresco. Nachos with Carne Asada Half $8.99 / Full $15.99 La Chingada Seafood Cocktail Small $9.99 / Large $15.99 Ceviche Tulum $14.99 Snapper, pineapple, cucumber, red onion, cilantro, serrano, tomato. Esquites $10.99 Corn with mayo, cheese, sour cream, powdered chile. Empanaditas $13.99 Tinga, picadillo, sour cream, queso fresco. Gordita $10.99 Tinga, picadillo, or chicharrón verde, lettuce, queso fresco, sour cream. Queso Fundido Chorizo $12.99 / Poblano $12.99 / Fajita $14.99 Camarones Enchilados $15.99 10 jumbo shrimp, spicy garlic butter, potatoes, corn. Chile con Queso $8.99 / With Chorizo $11.99 Fideo Soup $6.99 / Large $8.99 (+Chicken $2.00)

LUNCH SPECIALS Mon - Fri | 11 am - 3 pm 3 Flautas $11.99 - Sour cream, queso fresco, pico, rice, beans. El Ángel $12.99 - 2 barbacoa tacos, cilantro, rice, charro beans. La Gringa $12.99 - Tinga, cheese, rice, beans. Verdolagas $13.99 - Pork, salsa verde, rice, beans. Torta $10.99 - Choice of meat, fries. Fajitas $16.99 - Ranchera sauce, rice, beans. Pollo Ranchero $15.99 - Chicken, ranchero sauce, beans. Cheeseburger $10.00 - With fries. Chicken Enchiladas $12.99 - Red/green sauce, rice, beans. Chapultepec $11.99 - 2 pastor tacos, pineapple, fries. Pambazo $12.99 - Potatoes, chorizo, avocado. Bistec Pasilla $13.99 - Steak, chile pasilla, rice, beans. Tacos Divorciados $11.99 - 1 picadillo, 1 tinga, beans. Enmoladas $12.99 - Chicken, rice, beans. Burrito Mexicano $11.99 - Picadillo/chicken, chile con queso, beans. Enchiladas Picadillo $12.99 - Beef, carrots, rice, beans.

Carnes Asadas y Especialidades de PolloCon cebolla, pimientos, arroz, frijoles, pico de gallo, guacamole y tortillas. Side salad $2.99La Diana ($27.99): Sirloin, camarones, champiñones, salsa Spicy IIILa Lagunilla ($25.99): Arrachera, camarones, salsa RancheraPolanco ($24.99): Arrachera, champiñones, quesoEl Charro ($22.99): Arrachera, salsa Ranchera, quesoPollo Plancha ($17.99): Pechuga parrillaSirloin ($24.99): Sirloin 8 ozPollo Poblano ($23.99): Pechuga, salsa poblanaAkumal ($23.99): Pechuga, camarones, salsa cremosaGratinada ($21.99): Pechuga, salsa Ranchera, quesoBlanco ($23.99): Pechuga, camarones, ajo, cremaChilaquilesTotopos con salsa verde o roja, crema, queso, cilantro, cebollaHuevos ($13.99): 2 huevos, frijolesPollo ($14.99): Pollo Add 2 eggs $2.50Milanesa ($14.99): Pollo o resArrachera ($14.99): ArracheraTorta Loaded ($14.99): Telera, huevo, milanesaTorta Huevos ($13.99): Telera, 2 huevos

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Platillos TradicionalesEnchiladas $14.99-$17.99: Pollo, res o camarón, salsa, crema.Flautas $12.99: Pollo, crema, frijoles.Taquitos DF $12.99: Pastor, cebolla, jalapeño.Huarache $14.99: Frijoles, arrachera, nopal.Cochinita $18.99: Cerdo en achiote, cebolla.Verdolagas $15.99: Cerdo, salsa verde.Chile Relleno $14.99: Poblano, queso, salsa.Bistec Pasilla $16.99: Res, papas, pasilla.Birria $27.99: Cordero, especias.Burrito $17.99: Camarón, arroz, salsa.Hamburger $13.99: Queso, huevo, aguacate.Uxmal $15.99: Tacos de res.Milanesa $16.99: Pollo o res, empanizado.Empanada $16.99: Chicharrón, crema.Quesabirria $14.99: Birria, consomé.Barbacoa $15.99-$22.99: Barbacoa, tortillas.Quesadilla $15.99: Camarón o tinga.Mole $16.99: Pollo, mole.Chuleta $16.99: Ranchera.Ensalada $13.99: Pollo, vegetales.Chileajo $15.99: Cerdo, chiles secos.Caldo $14.99: Res, vegetales.El Machete $27.99: Quesadilla gigante, tinga.Extras: Protein $5.00, veggies $5.00, shrimp $6.00.

Platillos del MarCamarones Rancheros $20.99: Jumbo shrimp, chipotle, Ranchera sauce, Monterey Jack cheese.Camarones Borrachos $20.99: Jumbo shrimp, tequila, jalapeños, chipotle sauce.Camarones La Chingada $16.99: Spicy grilled shrimp.Camarones Empanizados $16.99: Fried shrimp, fries, rice, salad.Salmón Caribeño $21.99: Glazed salmon, two sides.Salmon del Satélite $23.99: Salmon, mushrooms, spicy butter cream sauce.Los Tortolitos $24.99: Fish, shrimp, de Árbol cream sauce.Pescado La Roma $20.99: Fish, garlic, wine, chipotle cream.Pescado Timbirichi $25.99: Fish, shrimp, chipotle cream.Mojarra Frita $14.99: Fried Mojarra, two sides.Pescado Frito $16.99: Fried catfish, two sides.Pescado y Camarones $19.99: Fried catfish, shrimp, two sides.Caldo de Pescado $14.99: Fish, shrimp soup, vegetables.Aguachile de Camarón $19.99: Shrimp, cucumbers, spicy lime broth.Aguachile La Chingada $24.99: Shrimp, octopus, fish, spicy broth.

La Chingada Parrilladas Parrillada Beef $24.99: Beef fajita, rice, beans, guacamole, pico. Parrillada Chicken $17.99: Chicken fajita, rice, beans, guacamole, pico. Parrillada Mixta $24.99: Chicken, beef, shrimp, guarniciones. El Molcajete $69.99: Beef, chicken, shrimp, longaniza, nopal, guarniciones. Parrillada Beef x 2 $44.99: Beef fajita for two. Parrillada Chicken x 2 $37.99: Chicken fajita for two. Parrillada Mixta x 2 $49.99: Chicken, beef, shrimp for two. Molcajete de Mariscos $85.99: Mojarras, shrimp, octopus, avocado. Fajitas de Salmón $19.99: Salmon, tortillas, guarniciones. Nota: Consuming raw or undercooked food may increase foodborne illness risk.

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